Post by guy from boston on Jan 6, 2005 14:23:09 GMT -5
Beware of escorts/escort services
To anyone wondering what's really going on out there in "escort land"...
Thinking about calling an escort for a little "action"? I'm still searching to find the right one that's going to give me my moneys worth. It seems these days people are interested in "GFE" - girlfriend experience or something stupid like that. I'm not sure what fool came up with this concept or when this new "in thing" with abbreviations related to sex began, but I really don't care about how nice her personality is or how good she holds a conversation or if she reminds me of my girlfriend. I'm paying her to have sex with me - plain & simple.
It seems these ladies (prostitutes... as they don't want to be called, of course) want to try to get this "I'll pamper you and be sweet to you" nuts on these guys out here (like i want to be pampered and talked sweet to?), therefore charging $300 and $400 for an hour (so they say) making the poor bastard think he's getting the greatest thing on the planet. What they don't tell you when you cum your first time (which could be 10 minutes later), is that the session is all over! I thought I just paid for an hour?? Doesn't that mean I can have you perform oral sex on me, have good old fashioned sex with you or even sit there and have you watch cartoons on the TV with me as many times as I wish in that one hour?? "Nope, that'll cost you more money... err... excuse me, I meant to say - donation".
If I was the type of guy that could sit there and get my noodle wet for 45 minutes before cumming the first time, that's acceptable. But if I want to cum 3 or 4 times in that 45 minutes, I can't? (without paying extra, of course) I just don't get it. I don't think there is a "lady" out there that will actually give you your "hours worth" - no such thing.
I've seen advertised "Anything Goes". What does that mean? After I cum 10 minutes later, the only thing "going" is you out the door? It's more like "You want me to give you oral again"? or "You want to have sex again"? = "Pay me more money - again".
Besides, if they were going to give you this "girlfriend experience" thing - which i'm assuming is what a guy experiences with his girlfriend - doesn't that mean you can do whatever you want with this escort as if she were your girlfriend? With your girlfriend you can have unprotected sex, have sex multiple times, cum in her mouth, video tape it and go have a smoke and come back for more (possibly all in an hour). Right? Apparently not with an escort.
What these ladies should be advertising is "$400 per ejaculation, second ejaculation $350" or something like that. At least they would be honest and upfront and you would know what you were paying for. Which reminds me, why did the prices go from $150/$200 up to $300/$400 over the past couple years? My paycheck sure as hell didn't go up over the past couple years, so why am I paying more money this year than I would have a couple years ago? Oh, wait... let me guess, the service must have gotten better. Yea, OK.
I could understand if they gave you oral sex only one time (regardless of how long it took you to cum) but only charged you a hundred bucks. Hell, at that point, who cares how good it was or how fast they want to run out the door after? Anyway, now that times are getting tougher and the economy is slowing down, let's see if the "ladies" drop their "donation rates" a little bit.
Go to any search engine like Google and type in keywords like "escort scam" or "escort rip-offs" or even add the city you live in to those keywords. You will see many sites with stories of people getting ripped off by these "nice girls". Who knows, you might even find a write up or bad review on a specific escort that you might have otherwise "hired" by accident.
Good luck for your search on the "right lady", my friends. If you do find her and she truly gives you your hours worth without making you take a loan first, please let me know.
'Guy from Boston'
escort_rip_offs@yahoo.com
To anyone wondering what's really going on out there in "escort land"...
Thinking about calling an escort for a little "action"? I'm still searching to find the right one that's going to give me my moneys worth. It seems these days people are interested in "GFE" - girlfriend experience or something stupid like that. I'm not sure what fool came up with this concept or when this new "in thing" with abbreviations related to sex began, but I really don't care about how nice her personality is or how good she holds a conversation or if she reminds me of my girlfriend. I'm paying her to have sex with me - plain & simple.
It seems these ladies (prostitutes... as they don't want to be called, of course) want to try to get this "I'll pamper you and be sweet to you" nuts on these guys out here (like i want to be pampered and talked sweet to?), therefore charging $300 and $400 for an hour (so they say) making the poor bastard think he's getting the greatest thing on the planet. What they don't tell you when you cum your first time (which could be 10 minutes later), is that the session is all over! I thought I just paid for an hour?? Doesn't that mean I can have you perform oral sex on me, have good old fashioned sex with you or even sit there and have you watch cartoons on the TV with me as many times as I wish in that one hour?? "Nope, that'll cost you more money... err... excuse me, I meant to say - donation".
If I was the type of guy that could sit there and get my noodle wet for 45 minutes before cumming the first time, that's acceptable. But if I want to cum 3 or 4 times in that 45 minutes, I can't? (without paying extra, of course) I just don't get it. I don't think there is a "lady" out there that will actually give you your "hours worth" - no such thing.
I've seen advertised "Anything Goes". What does that mean? After I cum 10 minutes later, the only thing "going" is you out the door? It's more like "You want me to give you oral again"? or "You want to have sex again"? = "Pay me more money - again".
Besides, if they were going to give you this "girlfriend experience" thing - which i'm assuming is what a guy experiences with his girlfriend - doesn't that mean you can do whatever you want with this escort as if she were your girlfriend? With your girlfriend you can have unprotected sex, have sex multiple times, cum in her mouth, video tape it and go have a smoke and come back for more (possibly all in an hour). Right? Apparently not with an escort.
What these ladies should be advertising is "$400 per ejaculation, second ejaculation $350" or something like that. At least they would be honest and upfront and you would know what you were paying for. Which reminds me, why did the prices go from $150/$200 up to $300/$400 over the past couple years? My paycheck sure as hell didn't go up over the past couple years, so why am I paying more money this year than I would have a couple years ago? Oh, wait... let me guess, the service must have gotten better. Yea, OK.
I could understand if they gave you oral sex only one time (regardless of how long it took you to cum) but only charged you a hundred bucks. Hell, at that point, who cares how good it was or how fast they want to run out the door after? Anyway, now that times are getting tougher and the economy is slowing down, let's see if the "ladies" drop their "donation rates" a little bit.
Go to any search engine like Google and type in keywords like "escort scam" or "escort rip-offs" or even add the city you live in to those keywords. You will see many sites with stories of people getting ripped off by these "nice girls". Who knows, you might even find a write up or bad review on a specific escort that you might have otherwise "hired" by accident.
Good luck for your search on the "right lady", my friends. If you do find her and she truly gives you your hours worth without making you take a loan first, please let me know.
'Guy from Boston'
escort_rip_offs@yahoo.com